Happy Ever After

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and wentshopping, dancing, lunching, drank martinis, always had a clean house,never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whateverthe hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, hadmany boyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water toherself. She watched chick flicks, never wore lacy lingerie that wentup her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt andlooked fabulous in sweat pants, and farted whenever she wanted.

THE END


Well not my cup of tea, really. I want to get married and have lots of kids that are crazy like me!